Quiet, Controlled, Bat-Sh*t Insanity

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twitter.com/HendoMunchkin:

    sixpenceee:

    With the advent of photoshop and all the techniques used to manipulate photographs it’s hard to tell whether a picture is truly genuine or not.

    Never the less I appreciate the concepts behind all of them.

    MORE PICTURES

    You may also like: CREEPY JAPANESE URBAN LEGENDS

    (via unexplained-events)

    — 13 hours ago with 7934 notes
    nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

ends july 31st and, again, is completely legitimate. i’ve tried it and it is currently downloading!!! (also the sims 2 is wayy better than the sims 3 imo so jump on this)

    nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

    elfyourmother:

    pictureamoebae:

    imperfectsimmerr:

    simnationblog:

    Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

    Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

    It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

    its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

    In case anyone is interested…

    i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

    ends july 31st and, again, is completely legitimate. i’ve tried it and it is currently downloading!!! (also the sims 2 is wayy better than the sims 3 imo so jump on this)

    (via nonbinaryanders)

    — 13 hours ago with 39462 notes
    earthisalie:

priceofliberty:

"I will never apologize for the United States — I don’t care what the facts are… I’m not an apologize-for-America kind of guy." — George H. W. Bush as Vice-president, during a presidential campaign function (2 Aug 1988), commenting on the Navy warship USS Vincennes having shot down Iran Air Flight 655 in a commercial air corridor on July 3, killing 290 civilians, as quoted in “Perspectives”, the quote of the week section of Newsweek (15 August 1988)

i had no idea this happened. holy fuck.

    earthisalie:

    priceofliberty:

    "I will never apologize for the United States — I don’t care what the facts are… I’m not an apologize-for-America kind of guy." — George H. W. Bush as Vice-president, during a presidential campaign function (2 Aug 1988), commenting on the Navy warship USS Vincennes having shot down Iran Air Flight 655 in a commercial air corridor on July 3, killing 290 civilians, as quoted in “Perspectives”, the quote of the week section of Newsweek (15 August 1988)

    i had no idea this happened. holy fuck.

    (Source: the-flame-imperishable, via nonbinaryanders)

    — 13 hours ago with 1689 notes
    mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

    mc-squidward:

    doragray:

    jennlferlawrence:

    frostingpeetaswounds:

    i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

    the twilight one is like abstract poetry

    If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

    "My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

    "I don’t know," he sighed.

    Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

    Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

    I frowned and he waited.

    "My home is District 12."

    Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

    I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

    He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

    I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

    He didn’t answer. He stood up.

    OMG

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    — 13 hours ago with 383702 notes

    megustamemes:

    One is not like the other.

    (via lesb1an)

    — 14 hours ago with 449799 notes
    "And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."
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    Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

    thefuuuucomics:

    mcdownies:

    crimsonpoppyfields:

    thefrogman:

    RDJ is 5’ 8½”

    Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

    image

    Chris (6’ 0½”)

    image

    image

    Problem solved.

    [spelledjustlikeescape]

    I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

    always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

    “HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA

    I like that his trailer says ‘Tony Stark’, not RJD.

    (Source: my-tenerife-sea, via shrodingersboobs)

    — 14 hours ago with 283229 notes