Quiet, Controlled, Bat-Sh*t Insanity

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twitter.com/HendoMunchkin:

    flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

    flavorsofsam:

    OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

    (via antics-of-an-author)

    — 4 hours ago with 294420 notes
    A word about bronies. →

    saintcheshire:

    So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

    We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite…

    (Source: princess-nietzsche)

    — 10 hours ago with 31005 notes
    it’s Earth day but it’s also Doctor & River’s anniversary

    the-youngest-miss-black:

    therefore i give you this

    image

    River is trying to finish the work she’s started at the university which explains the broken vase and skull. Archeology, riiight? The Doctor meanwhile wants to distract her by agressive cooking and acting like an adorable idiot, which apparently works.

    It’s old as balls but what the hell… happy anniversary sweeties!

    (via doctorwho)

    — 11 hours ago with 2695 notes
    mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

    mountaindave:

    strawberrypatty:

    thepfa:

    nohetero:

    scottthepilgrim:

    which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

    yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

    in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

    That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

    When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

    I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

    (via maniacwrangler)

    — 11 hours ago with 164893 notes

    yourelsassnowflake:

    withlovetodaddy:

    jeskuhbs:

    I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.

    *eyes sparkles*

    ~M

    This is perfect 

    (Source: allantruong, via captainnuttwinkle)

    — 17 hours ago with 253870 notes
    wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

    wimpytav:

    anxietykills-themind:

    You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

    hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

    (via antics-of-an-author)

    — 17 hours ago with 66542 notes
    trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

    trendymuslim:

    heysimba:

    I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

    IM LAUGHING

    (Source: kxxrxh, via antics-of-an-author)

    — 17 hours ago with 410983 notes