Quiet, Controlled, Bat-Sh*t Insanity

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    mybodythehandgrenade:

    brinconvenient:

    gailsimone:

    chrishaley:

    Done and done.

    (Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

    You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

    I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
    In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

    strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

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    — 6 hours ago with 37344 notes

    callmeoutis:

    i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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    meagmonster:

    halloween candy started coming in on our trucks already. :)

    (Source: girlsnotgrey)

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    jedavu:

    Ink Drawings of Famous European Cities by Sunga Park

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    — 6 hours ago with 3654 notes

    marcys-mareep:

    adventure time literally explaining colonialism in 30 seconds

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    knightdisciple:

themetaisawesome:

titaniagigante:

stephenstrange:

pretty much

SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

























Can’t not reblog this.

    knightdisciple:

    themetaisawesome:

    titaniagigante:

    stephenstrange:

    pretty much

    SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

    You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

    image

    pocketaimee:  By request! Superman is basically a superpowered Mr. Rogers.

    zeebeejeebees:  this is why comics.

    Can’t not reblog this.

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    — 7 hours ago with 3458 notes

    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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